What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

How is life like toilet paper?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why do golfers hate cake?