What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?