What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

How much money does a skunk have?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What table can you never sit at?