What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

How much money does a skunk have?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why do elephants have trunks?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?