What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What day do hands always go to church?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?