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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

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What do you call a smelly horse?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

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What kind of food does work on an apartment building?