What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How was the wedding?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is the most adorable season?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
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