What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?