My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?