What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

I broke my finger!

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What British bugs are the best singers?