My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?