What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What game do bats excel at?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's the noisiest food?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
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