What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

How do snowmen get information?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Where does laundry go to college?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Where do actors go to pray?