I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What kind of music do planets like?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's a dog's favorite city?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why are fish such good architects?

How do animals blend into the desert?