My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Someone stole all my lamps.

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?