What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was the musician arrested?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
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