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What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

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Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

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When do astronauts eat?