What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How does a barber get to work?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?