Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What tea do footballers drink?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's the most determined bird?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?