What car always breaks the rules?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?