Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?