What car can't keep a secret?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Where do hamsters come from?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?