Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What siblings are always sad?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?