What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why are turtles so shy?