Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's the most masculine animal?

How does a penguin build its house?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What did the pen say to the pencil?