Where do airplanes go shopping?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?