What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
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