Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?