What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
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