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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do you call a short cow?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

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What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

How do you measure a millennial?