Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
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