Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call an artistic dog?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What animal floats best?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
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