Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

I broke my finger!

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?