Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

How do you cut the ocean in two?