What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What birds make average students?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?