What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Which former US President was always cold?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Where does cheese invest its money?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?