What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?