What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?