Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a thieving alligator?