What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What fish sings the best?