Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?