Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why is summer always sad?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?