Did you know about April 1st?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

How do frogs get to work?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?