How do you make a walnut laugh?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?