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Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why do elephants have trunks?

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What look-and-find book do wolves love?

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What type of cake never comes with frosting?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What day of the week do chickens hide?