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Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?