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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why is furniture so generous?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?