How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

How do you get kids to do something?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What is the smallest lion?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?