What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why are goats so funny?

What do goats and moms have in common?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What's the friendliest pen?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What's the scariest letter?