How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

The museum curator needed a break.

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What cartoon character loves insects?