What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
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