What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which family member has tusks?
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