What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Where do surfers go to school?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What animals love to close envelopes?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?