What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?