Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

How do you get kids to do something?

A book just fell on my head.

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?