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What kind of cake always tells the truth?

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What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

How does a cow do math?

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