What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Where do actors go to pray?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

How do chickens leave the highway?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..