What kind of books do boats write?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

How does a penguin build its house?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Who invented fractions?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?