I broke my finger!

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do you call hiking college students?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?