What is a mouse's favorite game?

What birds always travel in twos?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?