What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do you call a short cow?

How is cat food sold?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?