Which family member is always relieved?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why are fish such good architects?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What is an insect's favorite game?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?