What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

How does dinner smell?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?