Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?