How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

How can you farm during the winter?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why are winter days great?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?