What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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