Why was the broom late for school?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?