What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's the saddest part of the week?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?