What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?