What's red and smells like blue paint?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Which insect is the smartest?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?