What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which singer could always break a five?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
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