What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
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