Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why was the bud so shy?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?