Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

A book just fell on my head.

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?