My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?