What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
Why are cause and effect so close?
Which family member has tusks?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
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