My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Where do hamsters come from?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?