What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What should your husband name his internet connection?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where do cats go on vacation?
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