What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
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