What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where does Superman park his cars?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
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