What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.