What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?