What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?