We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?