What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What birds make average students?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's the scariest letter?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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