What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where do polar bears vote?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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