Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What school subject really rocks?