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A crust-acean.
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How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
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