What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
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