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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
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On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
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