What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where would you find an elephant?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?