What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What bird is losing its hair?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why do cows wear bells?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?