Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What is an archer's favorite store?