Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?