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What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Where do vampires keep their money?