What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?