Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
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