Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do naked fish play with?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Bears love exotic cars.

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Where do ants go to eat?