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What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What did one firefly say to the other?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What day is your mom always right?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?