What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?