Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
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