Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.