Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are winter days great?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
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