Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which family member is always relieved?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How do you get kids to do something?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
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