Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?