What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

How do you talk to a giant?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why do mice need oiling?