How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
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