How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What game does a rabbit always win?
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