What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do bees gossip?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?