Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How does a cow do math?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?