How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do insects learn at school?
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How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
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Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What animals love to close envelopes?
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