What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?