What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
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