What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What day do hands always go to church?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why are boxers good comedians?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Which fly makes films?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?