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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What does a dog say before eating?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?