Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?