What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Are baby skunks cute?