How does a squid go into battle?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?