What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Where do horses reside?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's the scariest letter?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
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