What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do bears keep cool?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How can you make 7 even?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
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