What game do mice love to play?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?