Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?