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A hi-lighter!
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How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What animal floats best?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
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What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
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What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
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