What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do golfers drink on the green?

How do you talk to a giant?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?