What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do librarians never make plans?
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