How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What tea do footballers drink?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?