What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
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