What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
When do flowers get their workout in?
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