What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How do you talk to a giant?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
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