How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What is a king's favorite weather?