What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?