Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What condiment has wings?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?