What type of flower grows up too fast?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why are the mountains so tired?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

How are teens like cats?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?