Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?