What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Where do goldfish go camping?

How does dinner smell?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?