Where do clowns go on vacation?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

How did the tree get lost?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?