Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

How does dinner smell?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?