What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Where does money love to go shopping?

How do fireflies start a race?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?