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How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call a Zen egg?

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What kind of music do mummies listen to?