What do fish do at parades?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How do you make a bear really angry?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?