What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?