Which cats love to be petted?

What does an evil hen lay?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Where do books sleep?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?