What animal has more lives than a cat?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?