What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?