What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What style of music weighs the most?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the student eat their homework?