What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What horn never makes a sound?

What's the friendliest pen?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why do hogs play so much football?