Which celebrity always frowns?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?