Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What is the color of the wind?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?